Newsflash: We got this fucking crazy white bitch down in Florida calling the FBI over a conversation some Arabs were having over an omelet. They closed down the fucking highway and brought bomb robots (ROBOTS!) out to blow up some suitcases. So instead of turning around and asking these Arab men what they just said because she thinks she heard them say they're going to blow something up, she calls up the FBI and they spend all day and god knows how many thousands of dollars of taxpayers' money to have them find out that, oops! It was JUST A JOKE! These guys were fucking with this dumb bitch because they were likely being sweated by everybody in the diner. For Christsakes! I would have been messing with these stupid fucks too! And at the impromptu press conference held out on the highway the surly Florida sheriff made sure to mention that these men ran a tollbooth (oh my god!) and they were "uncooperative," that they had bad attitudes and initially (until they had a gun pointed at their heads I suspect) they refused to allow a search of their vehicle. And (god help us) the fucking media gobbled it all up hook line and sinker and recycled these bits of periphery information until it was in every news report in the world. There are so many elements of this story, even in just the little bit I've laid out so far, that need explaining. But just to prime you a little bit, my overarching point here is THIS FUCKING COUNTRY IS GOING CRAZY ... First I'd like to take aim at this woman who called the cops in the first place.

Eunice Stone overheard three Arab men making jokes and "alarming" comments about 9/11. Poor Eunice, I do not envy her position. Being called to duty as an American citizen to act vigilantly and make the judgement call that could mean the difference between, potentially, life and death. I would have been alarmed too. Here, however, with all the bright lights of the 9/11 anniversary still blinding us, we absolutely must take stock of how normal human beings act, both to judge our own actions and those of our fellow humans. These were obviously Arab men, they were eating breakfast, they were surrounded by other customers, who were all eating breakfast too. This is a strange time for Arabs in this country and I'm sure the temptation to scream is overwhelming for some of them because they get scrutinized everywhere they go these days and if it isn't the fucking police or the FBI staring at them, it's a bunch of do-good heartland fools who have no idea what they're looking at. And I can relate to them for making jokes. So, they made a few jokes, they had a little fun scaring the natives, so what? Well, I'll tell you what, this was not a good idea. They had no idea what they were getting themselves into. These men acted stupidly by underestimating the freakish ignorance of the average American, at this moment in time. There are several tell tale signs I can easily peg that these men were not serious, never even having heard what they said. First, did it ever occur to Miss Stone that Islamic terrorists planning an attack on America, especially right now, might not come to fucking Denny's to talk logistics? Did she ever consider that they might do it at home? My god, I feel I am stooping to a level of thought too rudimentary for words here. Secondly, if these guys were terrorists, and they were daft enough to casually sit around talking Jihad during the morning rush at a bible belt Denny's, don't you think they might speak their native language? I wonder if Miss Stone realizes there is another language besides English? Did the thought ever cross Miss Stone's pea-brain that these guys might not want anybody to know about their terrorist plot until, say, WHEN THEY CARRIED IT OUT? There is something very wrong about the way this woman reacted. I know we've been fed all the information about the sneaky 'sleeper' cells hiding away in regular old America, assimilating, wearing golf shirts and walking the fucking dog or whatever 'regular' Americans do, but I can assure you that they want to keep their Jihad activities on the Q-T, I mean, after all, they're giving up the luxury of living in the land of the righteous brothers for years in order to slum it out with the godforsaken infidels in the belly of the beast just so they can become martyrs, I'm sure they don't want to fuck it up. But these things obviously did not occur to Miss Stone before she flipped out and called the police. Shame on her. And I'm not saying she should have just shuffled it off as a joke and left it at that either. What she should have done is treat them like the juvenile jokesters they were and asked them very seriously what the hell they were talking about. I bet they would have explained and apologized. She should have said she heard them talking disrespectfully about something very sensitive to her and that she didn't want to hear it. Also she could have mentioned to them that, for their own sakes, they had better keep their traps shut in the future because not everybody would be so kind as to assume they were joking about it. Unfortunately these three guys happened to run into Miss Stone before they were warned, but they should have known. Shame on them too. I suppose Miss Stone may have suspected that these men were joking from the very beginning and just really wanted to teach them a lesson. I'm probably giving her too much credit now. But, frankly, I can relate more with these three Arab men than I can with this woman (I can practically hear John Ashcroft's footsteps behind me already).

Next time I'll take up the dumb fucking cops who didn't take these factors into consideration either, and the dumb fucking media who has pushed their common sense so far up their fat asses that they've practically become a PR machine for the dumb fucking administration.