Hey! Glad you could make it. C’mon in.

Wow, you look great tonight! Were the directions okay? Oh, yeah? You like the new place? Well shit, make yourself comfortable. Just throw your coat anywhere, yeah it’s cool, I’m still getting shit organized.

Ya know, you’re exactly right. Yep, that’s exactly what I said to myself when I saw this place for the first time: It feels like home, like my own place. I know! It’s almost uncanny how much it looks like my old place. To be honest, it kind of freaks me out a little. Oh, I dunno, just because. Okay well maybe ‘freak out’ isn’t the right word to use, but I almost feel like it was made just for me. Ya know, like maybe somebody’s watching me and knew I was moving and had this place built just for me. It just seems too perfect to be just a coincidence. No! I don’t actually think that somebody’s been stalking me. Christ, you think I’m crazy? But you know what I mean right?

Oh, but there is the one major difference now: I live by myself here, no fucking roommates, no fucking bullshit to deal with. I mean there’s only so long you can live under somebody else’s roof before you start to get a little ornery. Yep, I love it. I know! It’s in such a nice area, which is the other weird thing: the inside is almost exactly like my old place, but it’s in such a different area, honestly, I had no idea they built these kind of places in this neighborhood. And for fifteen bucks a year? I just couldn’t say no.

Actually it’s not Identical to my old place. Here, come over here. See? The top banner thingy is a little skinnier, and it goes all the way across the screen, yeah same color, I know! I just love red too! Speaking of, there’s a bottle of Merlot in the kitchen, yeah, the glasses are in the cabinet above the sink. Yeah … oh, and the name actually links back to the main page now! Isn’t that cool? I know! It really is the little things after all. What else? Hmm, I guess that’s about all that’s really new. But see all those ugly little boxes on the left side? I’m getting rid of those as soon as I can, I know, they’re fucking atrocious, plus I hate that font. I’m really more of a Times New Roman/Old Bookman kinda girl myself. I might put up some pictures or something too, I don’t really know.

Anyway, yeah. Hmm. The war? Oh, I haven’t really thought about it. Fuck it, ya know? Who really gives a shit? I don’t plan on leaving the country anytime soon, so what do I care? Yep, fuck ‘em. Fuck ‘em all, I got my new domain, and that’s all that matters.